Francesca: “Let me ask you something. How could someone be so smart? How can a person know something so useless, like how much a pound of nails weighs on pluto, but they have no idea whats going on under their own noses.”
Ray: “Noses?”
Francesca: “Nose!”
Ray: “We’re talkin about Fraser here?”
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Ray: “You know how much a pound of nails weighs on Pluto?”
Fraser: “Well of course Ray, it’s the same as a pound of cheese: 6.4 ounces.”
Ray: “Ok. Ok. But…do you know what’s right under your nose?”
:))))))))
Hard Core Logo
http://www.toronto.com/article/721535—common-and-kardi-crime-and-capoeira-at-reelworld-festival
HARD CORE LOGO: Just ahead of the April 13 run for its sequel, Bruce McDonald’s hard-rocking mock-doc gets a screening of its own at TIFF Bell Lightbox as part of the Canadian Open Vault program. Adapted from the novel by Michael Turner and featuring rarely bettered performances by Hugh Dillon and Callum Keith Rennie, Hard Core Logo screens Friday at 9:30 p.m. from a recently struck 35mm print. It’s accompanied by Issues, a new short that stars Dillon as a very ill-tempered clown and was directed by the actor and singer’s Flashpoint castmate Enrico Colantoni.
Omgggggg does anyone in the Toronto area wanna go with me to this screening??? istgggggggg.
I don’t even know if they mean this Friday or next Friday :/
Eclipse
Cemetery Guy: “This thing doesn’t work.”
Ray: “What do you mean it doesn’t work? It’s just a bottle. It doesn’t work or not work.”
Cemetery Guy: “If nothing comes out of it, what is it?”
Ray: “It’s empty.”
Cemetery Guy: “But it isn’t empty, so it must be broken.”
Ray: “If it was broken, it would be empty.”
Cemetery Guy: “Exactly! So, it’s not working.”
Ray slices the top of the bottle.
Ray: “There. Now it’s broken and it’s working!”
Cemetery Guy: “Good man.”
